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Get your F@cking Lorem Ipsum here

trunkmonkey — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:04:25 +0000

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Get yours here

MC Hammers Releases his own Search Engine

trunkmonkey — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:01:44 +0000

Read the article over at Search Engine Land.

Superman fan undergoes decade of plastic surgery to look like superhero

trunkmonkey — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:13:35 +0000

A Superman fan has taken his obsession with the flying superhero to new heights, undergoing multiple surgical procedures to look like his idol.

Over the past decade, Herbert Chavez has had surgery on his nose, cheeks, lips, chin and thighs, as well as injections to whiten his skin, in a bid to resemble the Man of Steel.

‘Superman is my idol. I want to look like him,’ the 35-year-old Filipino said.

‘That’s why I copied his nose and the proportion of Superman’s face.’

During the day Chavez works as a dress designer – sometimes wearing thick-rammed glasses to mimic Superman’s Earthly incarnation Clark Kent.

But like Kent, he transforms into a cape-wearing crusader at will.

His ‘super power’ is teaching children good values rather than saving toppling buildings with his bare hands (since he is yet to find a way to acquire actual supernatural skills).

‘We should show them that even if you’re just a regular father or mother, anybody can become a superhero,’ he said.
‘Doing good to someone, to your neighbourhood or to your social life, that makes you a superhero.’

Chavez, who has been a fan of the superhero since he was a child, has amassed a huge collection of Superman memorabilia over the years, and has even designed his own Superman costumes.

But his obsession with his idol has yet to peak – he’s planning to insert metal into his legs to taller and have sculpting on his abdomen to give him a more Superman-like appearance.

Facebook Gold

trunkmonkey — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:01:01 +0000

Crowded Office

trunkmonkey — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:59:19 +0000

Jodie Marsh…Bodybuilder

trunkmonkey — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:56:32 +0000

WTF?

Ray Ban Sunglasses

trunkmonkey — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:17:46 +0000

I really, really want to buy some Ray Ban aviator sunglasses. Everyone knows that the Top-Gun look is the epitamy of cool therefore I must have some. Only problem is that I can’t afford the real thing…Boo Hoo!

Mind you, I can always dream

Find Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses online or if you’re not an aviator fan, find a wide range of Ray Ban sunglasses instead.

If you just want to get your Top Gun fix, why not head over to the Top Gun Day website and get ready for next years special event!!!

“Maverick: I feel the need…
Maverick, Goose: …the need for speed!”

New Poker Site

trunkmonkey — Sun, 22 May 2011 16:54:20 +0000

Shameless plug but a friend of mine has started a poker website. If you are looking for poker equipment or just want to discuss the game visit Bullet Point Poker

Prepare for a zombie outbreak.

trunkmonkey — Sat, 21 May 2011 21:50:48 +0000

Should there be a zombie outbreak in your area, please remember to refer to the US governments own online guide.

HD Sunglasses- See real life in High Definition

trunkmonkey — Wed, 11 May 2011 22:24:04 +0000

I haven’t posted on here for a while and to be fair it isn’t normally anything other than a random photo or video.

However, the new JML video for HD sunglasses has promted me to write.

I mean c’mon WTF is this all about? Do we really need to see the world in HD and how the fook are these glasses supposed to even work?

From what I can see, these specs are supposed to take real life and then make it errrrr betterer.

For a minimal sum of £11.99 you get the following amazing features:

HD Vision technology gives you clarity that you have never experienced.
Enhance your vision.
Just like High Definition TV.
Modern European Style.

Well…wow! Isn’t this amazing. Why bother spending all your hard earned cash on a pair of designer frames when you can get these puppies so cheap and make real life look just like HD TV.

Personally, I call bullshit but I may just have to buy some if only for the ‘European styling’.

So, if you want to get your hands on a pair them why not pay jml a visit and hand over yer hard earned cash.

One last thing, if you do splash out. Don’t forget to send me a photo so I can see you in all your glory.