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		<title>Get your F@cking Lorem Ipsum here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MC Hammers Releases his own Search Engine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Read the article over at Search Engine Land.]]></description>
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		<title>Superman fan undergoes decade of plastic surgery to look like superhero</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Superman fan has taken his obsession with the flying superhero to new heights, undergoing multiple surgical procedures to look like his idol. Over the past decade, Herbert Chavez has had surgery on his nose, cheeks, lips, chin and thighs, as well as injections to whiten his skin, in a bid to resemble the Man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Gold</title>
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		<title>Crowded Office</title>
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		<title>Jodie Marsh&#8230;Bodybuilder</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WTF?]]></description>
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		<title>Ray Ban Sunglasses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I really, really want to buy some Ray Ban aviator sunglasses. Everyone knows that the Top-Gun look is the epitamy of cool therefore I must have some. Only problem is that I can&#8217;t afford the real thing&#8230;Boo Hoo! Mind you, I can always dream Find Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses online or if you&#8217;re not an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Poker Site</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Shameless plug but a friend of mine has started a poker website. If you are looking for poker equipment or just want to discuss the game visit Bullet Point Poker]]></description>
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		<title>Prepare for a zombie outbreak.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Should there be a zombie outbreak in your area, please remember to refer to the US governments own online guide. &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>HD Sunglasses- See real life in High Definition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted on here for a while and to be fair it isn&#8217;t normally anything other than a random photo or video. However, the new JML video for HD sunglasses has promted me to write. I mean c&#8217;mon WTF is this all about? Do we really need to see the world in HD and [...]]]></description>
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